You’re invited to the jungle

Miles’s Birthday Bash 🐒

We’re going absolutely bananas in the forest. Swing by, climb a tree, eat some cake. Just one tiny rule (keep reading).

Mandatory dress code

Monkey costume required

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The one rule

No costume, no entry

We mean it, ya filthy animal… er, human. This is a monkey party. Dress like a monkey, or watch the fun through the bushes. Here’s the official tier list, ranked by our crack team of imaginary primatologists.

Full gorilla suit
Head-to-toe fur. You will be carried around like royalty.
Legendary
Monkey onesie
Cozy, committed, photogenic. The crowd favorite.
Excellent
Ears, tail & face paint
Improvised but undeniably primate. We respect it.
Solid effort
Just a banana costume
Technically not a monkey. Technically monkey-adjacent. Allowed.
Acceptable
No costume
We mean it. Even a single banana sticker beats this.
You shall not pass

The where & when

Find us in the canopy

When

[Saturday, Month DD, 2026]

[3:00 PM - Late]

Where

[The Whispering Pines Forest Clearing]

[123 Banana Grove Trail]

Vibe

Jungle chaos

Cake & costumes

How to find us

Follow the banana peels down the trail. Look for the clearing strung with fairy lights and the suspiciously large pile of costumes. (Host: drop your real map pin below.)

Open the map

The plan

What to expect

A loose, joyful rundown. Times are placeholders, the chaos is guaranteed.

[3:00]
Gates open / costume inspection
Our bouncer (a very serious gorilla) checks every guest. Be furry.
[4:00]
Banana piñata
A giant banana full of treats. Yes, it's a banana full of bananas.
[5:00]
Costume contest
Strut the jungle runway. Winner takes the coveted Golden Banana.
[6:00]
Forest games
Vine swinging, banana toss, and the legendary monkey-walk race.
[7:00]
Cake in the clearing
We sing, Miles makes a wish, everyone gets sticky fingers.
[8:00]
Dancing til late
Tunes under the canopy. Tails optional, rhythm mandatory.

Curious monkeys ask

Questions & bananas

Yes. Next question.

Monkeys love a rainforest. We'll be out there getting gloriously muddy. Bring a poncho over the fur if you must.

Only if they're also a monkey. Costumed humans count as monkeys for this purpose.

Bananas optional, good vibes mandatory. A spare pair of socks for the games is a smart move.

Absolutely. There's cake, snacks, and drinks. The bananas are more of a... lifestyle.

Ears + a brown shirt + commitment = monkey. We believe in you. Worst case, go full banana (tier C, still allowed).

The important bit

Swing on in

Let Miles know you’re coming (and what you’re wearing, so we can judge you fairly).